tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

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jesus christ

did u think i was lying

(via pizza)

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

(via hate)

pizza:

even if i lost all my memory i’d still remember my wifi password

(via pizza)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via pizza)

teenscoolest:

You call me your friend???

Where were you when my post got 0 notes???

WHERE were you!!!???

(via joeplourde)

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

(via pizza)